[賽后帖]??湖人全場壓制火箭1-0 肯納德新高27分 老詹19+8+13 申京19中6
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湖人（1-0）：肯納德27分4板3助、艾頓19分11板2助、詹姆斯19分8板13助2斷、斯瑪特15分2板8助2帽、八村塁14分2板3斷2帽、拉拉維亞6分2板3助、海斯4分1板、范德比爾特3分5板
火箭（0-1）：申京19分8板6助2斷、阿門17分7板7助2斷、謝潑德17分1板8助、史密斯16分12板2斷、伊森16分10板2助3斷、奧科吉7分1助2斷、泰特4分4板、卡佩拉2分2板
[–]lyinassmedia 39 points 32 minutes ago
Ayton outplayed Sengun. It’s actually crazy what he can do when he’s focused. Problem is he’s not driven enough to maintain that focus
球迷：艾頓打爆了申京。當他全神貫注時，他的能力真是不可思議。問題在于他沒有足夠的動力去保持那種專注。
[–]CavaliersMajor_Enthusiasm1099 58 points 50 minutes ago
Bron with 13 assists.........insane
騎士球迷：勒布朗送出了 13 次助攻…… 太瘋狂了。
[–]Trail BlazersTheHof125 173 points 1 hour ago
Lakers shooting an incredibly sustainable 52.6% from 3.
開拓者球迷：湖人投出了令人難以置信、絕對可持續的 52.6% 的三分命中率。
[–]lilwayne168 53 points 57 minutes ago
Rockets somehow took 30 more shots only +10 on rebounds. That's not sustainable either.
球迷：火箭不知道怎么做到多投了 30 次籃，籃板卻只多搶了 10 個。這也是不可持續的。
[–]InsideProblem2625 77 points an hour ago
Tbh even if kd played they lose this one
球迷：說實話，即使凱文?杜蘭特上了，他們這場也會輸。
[–]Cavaliersaroach1995 122 points an hour ago
How you shoot 27 more shots and lose?
騎士球迷：你怎么能多投 27 次籃還能輸掉比賽？
[–]Bullsking_of_the_bongos 60 points an hour ago
You aren't familiar with Houston basketball because they never get out of the west
公牛球迷：你對休斯敦籃球不熟悉，因為他們從來沒有沖出過西部。
[–]Bucksdevinstated1 38 points 1 hour ago
NBA scrpited win so that Reaves and Puka can come back game 6
雄鹿球迷：NBA 劇本安排的勝利，這樣里夫斯和盧卡就能在第 6 場復出了。
[–]BullsGlobal-Reindeer-3566 85 points 1 hour ago
Luke Kennard legacy game
公牛球迷：盧克?肯納德的封神之戰。
[–]TittyrannosaurasRex 39 points 1 hour ago
Aw shit. Looks like this might be a series...
球迷：臥槽。看來這輪系列賽會有懸念了……
[–]Lakersrjaysenior 67 points an hour ago
Exciting whites meme
湖人球迷：令人興奮的白人梗。
[–]Nuggets Bandwagonazzelle 78 points an hour ago
Lebron backing up everyone to make a post play is just a classic "unc still got it" moment lol
掘金球迷：勒布朗背打所有人完成低位單打，簡直是經典的 “老家伙油箱里還有油” 的時刻，哈哈哈。
[–]Celticsdog-momx2 58 points 1 hour ago
I still don’t understand why the Rockets didn’t acquire some kind of point guard at the deadline. It didn’t even have to be a big name. Aren’t the Bulls hoarding point guards? I feel like they could have hooked them up with a halfway functional one for the right offer.
凱爾特人球迷：我還是不明白為什么火箭沒在交易截止日弄個控衛來。甚至都不需要是什么大牌。公牛不是囤了一堆控衛嗎？我覺得只要報價合適，他們本來可以交易來一個半管用的控衛。
[–]Minneapolis LakersAmazinc 121 points an hour ago
Bronny: 100% playoff win rate
MJ: less 100% playoff win rate
湖人球迷：布朗尼：100% 季后賽勝率
邁克爾?喬丹：不到100% 季后賽勝率
[–]domrayn 66 points an hour ago
Don't the rockets realize not having ar and luka is their best chance of stealing a game or two? Are they stupid? ??
球迷：火箭沒意識到缺少里夫斯和盧卡是他們偷走一兩場勝利的最好機會嗎？他們是蠢嗎？??
[–]Magic-weird-fishes- 118 points an hour ago
LeBron can excel at any role a team needs on any given night. Dude is insane.
魔術球迷：勒布朗能在任何一個夜晚勝任球隊需要的任何角色。這家伙太瘋狂了。
[–]Cote D'IvoireLosAngeLukaGOAT 60 points 1 hour ago
JB deserves to be COY.
Mitch deserves to be COY.
JJ deserves to be COY.
Joe Mazz deserves like 70 COY because Ime is an absolute fraud.
球迷：JB 配得上最佳教練。
米奇配得上最佳教練。
JJ?雷迪克配得上最佳教練。
喬?馬祖拉配得上 70 個最佳教練
因為烏度卡絕對是個水貨。
[–]TimberwolvesPrimary-Paint-1716 50 points an hour ago
the lakers might just fuck around and advance to round 2.
森林狼球迷：湖人沒準瞎貓碰死耗子就晉級第二輪了。
[–]LakersO_RRY 59 points an hour ago
Laker legend Luke Kennard
湖人球迷：湖人名宿盧克?肯納德
[–]SecurityBig1673 115 points an hour ago
Rockets shot 27 more field goals and lost
球迷：火箭多投了 27 次籃，然后輸了。
[–]WarriorsIsThisMe8 45 points an hour ago
I have no faith in the Rockets because I think their coach is trash.
勇士球迷：我對火箭毫無信心，因為我覺得他們的教練就是垃圾。
[–]Middle-Welder3931 58 points an hour ago
I'm getting to the stage where I think MJ and Bron are tied for GOAT. MJ never did what Bron is doing now.
球迷：我已經到了認為邁克爾?喬丹和勒布朗并列 GOAT 的階段了。邁克爾?喬丹從未做到過勒布朗現在正在做的事。
[–]EquivalentSpeaker545 45 points an hour ago
Where does pelinka find all these white guys?
Snowtime lakers stay winning
球迷：佩林卡是從哪找來這些白人小伙的？
白雪時代的湖人一直在贏
[–]LakersredundantPOINT 55 points an hour ago
Holy lakers shooting 60% from the field while holding the rockets to under 40%.
And thank you Gabe Vincent for signing that contract to be able to get Luke!
湖人球迷：我的天，湖人投出了 60% 的命中率，同時把火箭限制在 40% 以下。
還有謝謝蓋布?文森特簽下那份合同，才讓我們能得到盧克！
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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